Top Ten Worst Ways To Die

10
I was an ER nurse. One time a girl arrived dead. She was hit by the side mirror of a delivery van.

9
Death by ant bite. Not only is it painful, but you'll die a puffy corpse.

8
Burning alive while drowning (like in the Doña Paz tragedy).

7
Kung kunwari, mabangga ka ng truck, tapos mahulog ka sa bangin, tapos mahulog ka sa ilog na may piranha.

6
If, let's say, you're going down a bus and then you fall head first and then as you fall another bus passes by and rips your head off.

5
To be locked in a drum full of hungry rats.

4
To be run over by a dump truck, and it won't kill you yet, But as you try to save your life by breathing, a pile of garbage falls on you.

Masagasaan ka ng rumaragasang pison.

Masagasaan ng pison. Patay ka na, masasabihan ka pang tanga.

3
During surgery, the doctors would shout "Sunog" then leave you all open with your entrails out to die in the burning flames.

2
To die on the electric chair for a crime you didn't commit.

To be stabbed by your wife or someone you really love.

1
If you work in a longganisa plant, then you get sucked into the grinding machines - hand first, then arm, then the whole body.

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10
For your insides to be carved out by a rusty siyanse.

9
Let's say you're drinking something. Let's say softdrinks from a bottle, but you did it very quickly so you tilt your head up real fast and you're head gets impaled on a nail sticking out from the wall.

8
Death by ischemic stroke caused by straining from constipation.

7
To have your body cut in half by an elevator.

6
To die without knowing true love.

5
If you're on a parachute on your way down and you find yourself falling into a pond of crocodiles.

4
Death by grasscutter.

3
To wake up in the middle of surgery because your anesthesia wore off.

2
To die right after you win the lotto jackpot.

1
I've heard many many rumors that some bus owners actually tell their drivers, "If ever you hit someone, make sure they're dead," because it actually costs more to pay for injuries and hospitalizations, because that can go on for years rather than just a one payment for death. And supposedly these sort of rumors when buses, let's say, run over someone and they see that they're still alive then back up...

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10
To be ejected into space.

9
You stick your head out of the window of your car and it gets lopped off by a bus heading the other direction?

8
Babalatan ka tapos wiwisikan ng calamansi.

To be eaten by cannibals, but they would peel you first (like a banana).

My late wife suffered for five months in the hospital of Stevens Johnson syndrome. All her skin fell off. Imagine being boiled alive and peeled.

7
In 2003, there was news about a drunk man who fell on the tracks of the MRT. Do the math.

6
My worst fear is to be in a coma, but everyone thinks I'm dead but I'm actually conscious and I could hear my loved ones and the doctor as they are about to turn the life support off and in my head I'm going, "I'm still alive! I'm still alive!"

5
True story: My friend saw a drunk guy who tripped and fell on the gutter and as he did so a bus ran over him... the top end.

4
The elevator doors open, you step in, and there's no elevator.

3
To die on a bad hair day, no make up, with your legs up in the air, with a man thirty years your junior.

2
To be hacked by an axe pendulum... in the groin.

To be beheaded using a nailcutter.

1
Death in a septic tank.

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Chico
This horror story The Believers: Jimmy Smiths was a cop. He died because he was "voodooed". When they opened him up, he had like 50 snakes in his stomach. Live snakes. That's why he was doubling over in pain. Apparently, he had live snakes in his belly.